Empowered by vodka and with KGB-tactics Russian Celestial managed to burn down Condemned battlekeep yesterday.
What should have been a glorious victory, became a day of defeat for Nova Krepusko, Condemned and Band of the Gray Clover who tried to fence off the evil forces of The Empire.
Since i didn't take part in this myself (i was out drinking Smirnoff and hitting on russian ice-skating tennisplayers) i can't really say what went wrong, but they won and that's that. I would assume that the russians were playing from their bootcamp out in the Siberian tundra, where wins are awarded with vodka and losses are punished swedish vodka. So driven by that, it's not strange they won, eh.
Anyway, here's another episode of Celestial's high scool documentary Kreml High. In this episode, we see how Russia amazingly enough scores against Sweden in the 94' Euro (i think it was). "Salenko has once again humiliated the great satan from the West" is my favorite line.
Pit Master's Arena
8 år sedan
2 kommentarer:
Ahhahahaaha. Funny blog's.
Dude, write more and more often :)
Greetings from Celestial.
I will try to write some more. Have had alot to do at work latley, but will keep it up ^^
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